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Let It Go, Man: Colin Kaepernick Still Pushing ‘Every Day’ to Make Triumphant NFL Return
There once was a Japanese imperial officer who continued to fight World War II for nearly three decades after Japan had already surrendered. Former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick hasn’t quite reached that duration of futility, but it’s clear he’s planning to make a run for that record. Kaepernick’s girlfriend, radio host Nessa Diab, all but…
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New Trans Law Fails in Deep Blue Washington in Agonizing Fashion
On Monday, Washington state rejected a proposal to ban transgender athletes from girls’ sports, agonizingly missing the mark by just one vote. The Washington Interscholastic Activities Association needed 60 percent approval — or 32 out of 53 votes — but fell short at 31-22, according to KING-TV. A second amendment to create an “open division”…
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Trump Praises Granddaughter’s Golf Game, Weighs In On If She Could Beat Him
President Trump gave a proud shoutout to his granddaughter Kai in a video posted Monday, following their trip to UFC 314. He praised her golf game, saying, “She’s a fantastic golfer… a scratch player, which is amazing.” Trump joked that beating him on the course might still take a while, adding, “I’m not sure when…
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College Student Allegedly Firebombed Tesla While on Spring Break but Left Damning Clue Behind
Most teenagers don’t spend their spring break being terrorists, but that allegedly did not stop one 19-year-old. Fox News reported Friday that federal officials in Boston, Massachusetts have arrested Own McIntire, who made his first court appearance that day for allegedly launching a Molotov cocktail at a Tesla dealership while he was home for spring…
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Biden Commuted Child Killer’s Sentence, Four Months Later He’s Facing the Death Penalty Again
Months after then-President Joe Biden commuted a child murderer’s sentence, the killer is once again facing the death penalty. Thomas Sanders had been on death row since 2014, when he was convicted for murdering 12-year-old Lexis Roberts, according to KALB-TV in Louisiana. In December 2024, Sanders was appealing his sentence at the Fifth Circuit Court…
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Climate Nutjobs Target Pet Dogs for Being ‘Environmental Villains’
Full disclosure before going any further: I love dogs. Have three myself. I fully subscribe to the “man’s best friend” moniker when it comes to canines. (But no, I never celebrated Father’s Day until I had actual human children.) In a soon-to-be-related note, I am not against preserving this planet, at all. This is the…
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Trump Orders Alcatraz Re-Opened, Expanded for Two Specific Types of Criminals
Cue the Hans Zimmer music, and get the AI Sean Connery voice clip ready: “Welcome back to The Rock!” Yes, in a move that will probably make the CECOT hand-wringers go ballistic, President Donald Trump announced Sunday that, as part of his law-and-order agenda, he plans to “REBUILD, AND OPEN ALCATRAZ!” The infamous prison, located…
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Humanoid Robot Attacks Humans After Terrifying Error
A recent social media clip showed a robot violently malfunctioning and nearly striking its lab technicians. Footage of the incident began circulating as early as Thursday. In the clip, China’s humanoid robot — the Unitree H1 — was being held upright with a crane as two technicians worked nearby. Moments later, something went terribly wrong.…
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Trump Names Temporary National Security Advisor
Secretary of State Marco Rubio has been thrown into two top national security jobs at once as President Donald Trump presses forward with his top-to-bottom revamp of U.S. foreign policy. Trump’s appointment of Rubio to temporarily replace Mike Waltz as national security adviser is the first major leadership shake-up of the administration, but Waltz’s removal…
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2024 NFL Draft Pick Quotes the Bible as He Abruptly Retires Due to Gruesome Injury
Former Florida State football standout and 2024 NFL Draft pick Jordan Travis announced his sudden retirement from the league due to the aftermath of a gruesome leg injury. Travis, a fifth-round quarterback selected by the New York Jets in the draft, penned a lengthy note announcing his decision, which was eventually posted to X. You…










